Student: You know, I’d shave my head again, but its really hard to find sunscreen that doesn’t make it look like my head is covered in sperm.
Overheard outside CommonVision in the Commons
by Felix
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Just tell your roommate to stop jerking off in the sunscreen bottle.
Published May 22, 2008 Students , The Commons 0 CommentsThere’s the polite way of putting it.
Published May 21, 2008 Outside , Patapsco Hall , Professors , Residence Halls 0 CommentsGirl: A bidet is like a douche… for your ass.
Overheard outside Patapsco Hall
by PhantomBovine
One sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup…
Overheard at Jazzman’s in the Library atrium
by Stephanie
Why the wrong ones?
Published May 19, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: How do want you the test to be?
Student, in reference to another student: He wants the test to be true and false with the wrong answers circled.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Reet A.
There’s always a risk of nuggets when it comes to penetration of the butt.
Published May 18, 2008 Biological Sciences Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsEngineering Professor: In welding, you get good penetration in the butt joint, but you risk weld nuggets.
Overheard in an Engineering Class, Biological Sciences Building
by She just dries like this
I believe the DSM would classify this under delusions of grandeur.
Published May 17, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Music doesn’t swell up out of nowhere when you start singing.
Student: Actually, sometimes it does. You should hang out with me more often.
Overheard in a class in the Fine Arts Building
by JK
Do racial stereotypes get points on the exam, then?
Published May 16, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsElderly Student: What exactly is jazz fusion a fusion of?
Other Student: It’s a mix of jazz and funk.
Elderly Student, angered: Well that doesn’t help of a hell of a lot. What is funk?
Professor: Ah… black… rock?
Overheard in a Music class in the Fine Arts Building
by gf
Good, because most of the students are too hungover to pay attention.
Published May 15, 2008 Chemistry Building , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I’m not going to get up in front of a bunch of college students and say
that you shouldn’t drink or smoke.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by a student
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Published May 14, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Uncategorized 0 Comments(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)
Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
Community Director: I mean Anne Frank…. no wait, the other one.
Overheard in a Residential Hall
by Bone Crusher
