(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)

Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.

Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina

Professor: And the French, they’re only worth 2/3 of a person because, well, they’re on our side, but they don’t fight well.

Overheard in a class, A.O.K. Library
by E