Suitemate 1: You need to clean the bathroom.
Suitemate 2: We’ll just do the water thing we usually do.
Overheard in Harbor Hall
by Bekka
Archive for the 'Residence Halls' Category
It all hinges on how much you can hold in your cheeks.
Published June 26, 2008 Harbor Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsWasn’t this basically the plot to Oedipus?
Published June 26, 2008 Outside , Residence Halls , Students , Susquehanna Hall 0 CommentsGirl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…
There’s the polite way of putting it.
Published May 21, 2008 Outside , Patapsco Hall , Professors , Residence Halls 0 CommentsGirl: A bidet is like a douche… for your ass.
Overheard outside Patapsco Hall
by PhantomBovine
Community Director: I mean Anne Frank…. no wait, the other one.
Overheard in a Residential Hall
by Bone Crusher
Actually, he just went to the gym a lot.
Published May 3, 2008 Potomac Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsStudent: How did captain planet get so jacked?
Other student: Saving the planet, duh.
Overheard in Potomac Hall
by Anonymous
Somebody’s been spending too much time on urbandictionary.com.
Published April 15, 2008 Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl on her cell phone: BB! … It means bye-bye… NO, I don’t watch TV… DB?… DV?… YES, that’s what I said. BB! Hoe.
Overheard in Potomac Hall
by Lisa
Let’s be honest, how many UMBC students are actually getting any?
Published April 13, 2008 Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsStudent: I fuck while I duck!
Overheard outside Erickson Hall
by Anonymous
And the award for dumbest broad at UMBC goes to…
Published March 30, 2008 Erickson Hall , Outside , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: I just wish things would go back to being good. I mean like, now you have a girlfriend and it’s weird when we hook up. I mean, like, you don’t even love her.
Guy: Yeah, but you know I’m not going to break up with her.
Girl: But we were hooking up before you two started dating
Guy: And we still are! What’s the problem?
(Girl walks away.)
Guy: Hey, you know I love you.
(Girl smiles and kisses guy.)
Overheard in Erickson Courtyard
by oh!UMBC
If Levi’s makes gay-friendly commercials, why can’t Dove?
Published March 22, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: Dude, your skin is so soft.
Guy 2: And the way you’re touching it feels so good.
Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous
I hang it to dry on my rack.
Published March 18, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: My rug is always saggy. How do you keep your rug dry?
Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous
