Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…
Archive for the 'Outside' Category
Wasn’t this basically the plot to Oedipus?
Published June 26, 2008 Outside , Residence Halls , Students , Susquehanna Hall 0 CommentsSo I’ll have to steal a suit.
Published May 28, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy: You know those guys? Who wear the suits everyday? I want to be one of those guys.
Overheard on the stairs next to the Fine Arts Building
by RichardMNixon
There’s the polite way of putting it.
Published May 21, 2008 Outside , Patapsco Hall , Professors , Residence Halls 0 CommentsGirl: A bidet is like a douche… for your ass.
Overheard outside Patapsco Hall
by PhantomBovine
Guy runs, laughing.
Girl: Steve, I will kill you… and your children… And that means I will castrate you and shove your balls down your throat!
Overheard in front of the Commons
by Pattycakes
However, I’m still encouraging you to do it.
Published May 2, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy: I’m telling you man, if you go into a dollar store late at night and buy pantyhoses and duct tape it’s gonna look suspicious.
Overheard outside of the Library
by JK
It’s not shameful because he’s a dude, it’s shameful because it’s 2008.
Published April 29, 2008 Outside , Students , The Quad 0 CommentsDude 1: So I was listening to some Backstreet Boys this weekend.
Dude 2: Dude… really?
Dude 1: I can’t believe I just said that.
Dude 2: So I’m going to walk away now.
Overheard on the Quad
by Reece
Well somebody failed English 100…
Published April 27, 2008 Ditzes , On a Cell Phone , Outside , Retriever Activity Center , Students 0 CommentsGirl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air.
Overheard outside the RAC
by Katie
What I’m hearing is that if I’m bi, it’s not.
Published April 23, 2008 Bus Stop , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGirl 1: If you’re a girl, and you’re going out with a guy, and you make
out with another girl, is that cheating?
Girl 2: Only if you’re gay.
Overheard at the bus stop at Commons Drive and Hilltop Circle
by Dan the Man
That’s the last time I let Ashley plan my grandmother’s birthday party!
Published April 21, 2008 Library Pond , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGirl: She should know me better. I would be scarred for life if I had a male stripper giving me a lap dance.
Overheard by the Library Pond
by L.P.
And the award for dumbest broad at UMBC goes to…
Published March 30, 2008 Erickson Hall , Outside , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: I just wish things would go back to being good. I mean like, now you have a girlfriend and it’s weird when we hook up. I mean, like, you don’t even love her.
Guy: Yeah, but you know I’m not going to break up with her.
Girl: But we were hooking up before you two started dating
Guy: And we still are! What’s the problem?
(Girl walks away.)
Guy: Hey, you know I love you.
(Girl smiles and kisses guy.)
Overheard in Erickson Courtyard
by oh!UMBC
