Girl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air.
Overheard outside the RAC
by Katie
Archive for the 'On a Cell Phone' Category
Well somebody failed English 100…
Published April 27, 2008 Ditzes , On a Cell Phone , Outside , Retriever Activity Center , Students 0 CommentsSerenade for her?
Published April 4, 2008 Ditzes , On a Cell Phone , Students , The Commons 0 CommentsGirl on phone: I would totally serenade for her but I woke up this morning and I have two huge holes in my nose. (pause) No, not nostrils, like pores! (pause) Of course, she is going to see them, we are going to have sex after my serenade. (pause) YES, I am THAT good. (pause) AND in bed. What can I say, I am pretty fantastic. (pause) NO, serenading is SO not my last resort.
Overheard in the Commons
by Kate
It depends on the girl.
Published March 23, 2008 On a Cell Phone , Retriever Activity Center , Students 0 CommentsGuy on phone: A girl touching my bum is not something for you to get jealous of.
Overheard in the RAC
by Alex
No, we don’t know… What the hell, seriously?
Published March 6, 2008 A.O.K. Library , On a Cell Phone , Students 0 CommentsGuy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I’d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…
Overheard in the Library
by TheBaker
Still, $7.50 is more than most of the on-campus jobs here pay.
Published October 27, 2007 On a Cell Phone , Students , Walker Avenue 0 CommentsKid on cell phone: Mom! I totally have a job now… I make like $7.50 at the Commons… I put in like 6 hours a week. Every paycheck, I’m bringing home like MAD money!
Overheard on Walker Avenue
by Coldbeard
