Student: What did you just do there?
Professor: Uhh… magic.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by sarah e
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Does that mean that we can write “insert magic here” on exams?
Published March 27, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsConstructing that sentence made my head throb like nobody’s business.
Published March 15, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsGuy: Let’s do math.
Professor: Right, math makes a lot more sense than English.
Girl: English makes no sense, it’ll give you a migraine.
Overheard in Calculus class, Math/Psych building
by Moo
I’m pretty sure “a lot of fucking hard math” is not the same thing as “magic”
Published March 10, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: And by magic, you have the answer.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by E
So much stupid in one conversation!
Published March 7, 2008 Ditzes , Math/Psych Building , Students 0 Comments Girl 1: My initials are HG, like HG TV.
Girl 2: No, that’s HD. Isn’t HG like an element or something?
Girl 1: I don’t know.
Girl 2: Yeah, I think it is. Gold or something.
Overheard in the Math/Psych Building
by student2
Will it affect my grade if I do?
Published March 6, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent: Wait, we’re talking about Plato, right?
Professor: Did I say Plato? I meant Aristotle. Here’s the deal–if I say Plato I need you to slap me…
(The students get quiet.)
Professor: (quickly adding) Figuratively speaking of course…
Overheard in a Political Philosophy class, Math/Psych Building
by pyrodancer
Just my hand.
Published February 9, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Students , Teacher's Assistants 0 CommentsGirl: (looking at a cosine curve) Doesn’t it look like a uterus?
TA: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never stuck my head in there and looked around.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by Moo
He’ll probably be graduating with honors.
Published November 30, 2007 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Students 1 CommentStudent: OOH L stands for limit!
Overheard in a Math class, Math/Psych Building
by James G.
Sounds like he got pushed down the stairs and somebody is trying to cover their tracks!
Published November 10, 2007 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: I have a mild concussion, and can’t concentrate worth shit.
Guy 2: What happened by the way?
Guy 1: I ran into a door Saturday night… at least that’s what they told me. I can’t remember anything.
Overheard in a Math class, Math/Psych Building
by Nelly the Ninja
Student: What does she have that I don’t? Besides kids.
Overheard in the Math/Psych Building
by YS
I mean, it really was pretty weak on the spectrum of excuses.
Published November 1, 2007 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent: I forgot to do my homework last week because of the exam.
Professor: Well, you moron… (laughs)
Overheard in a Math class, Math/Psych Building
by David
