Professor: Elements have what?
Guy: Material properties?
Professor: Whipped cream? No! Material properties.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by It’s not whip cream?
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I wanna rub material properties all over your chest.
Published March 20, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 8 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsThat’s why I’m not an engineering major.
Published December 6, 2007 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 8 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor, discussing upcoming exam: I expect you to know the values of sine and cosine for these common angles.
Student: Can we leave our answers in radical form rather than decimal?
Professor: Sure, I won’t hack off too many points if you get the right answer.
Overheard in an Electrical Engineering class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Steven L.
This is why calculators aren’t allowed at UMBC.
Published September 23, 2007 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 8 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: So what is the meatiest calculator out there?
Student: TI-89!
Professor: So what can the TI-89 do?
Student: Calculus!
Professor: Holy shit! Integral calculus! I didn’t know they could do that these days. Well, I’m gonna clutch my genitals and go hide in the corner!
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Dan2
Most people would use the word “audit” but whatever floats your boat, Casper
Published August 30, 2007 Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 8 , Nerds , Students 0 CommentsStudent: I think I’m gonna drop this class, but come anyway to learn the material. I’ll be here, but I won’t. I’ll be like a phantom or something. That’s it, a phantom.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Richard
