Professor: How could you tell if someone is religious?
Student: If you curse around them it would make them uneasy.
Professor: Curse? What do you mean curse?
Student: Curse, you know, cuss, like ass!

Overheard in Lecture Hall 7, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Tony

Professor: You’re all sick?
Students: Yes.
Professor: You all want to go home?
Students: Yes.
Professor: Forget about it.

Overheard in a Chemistry class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Elizabeth

Professor: Tons of stuff…I almost said shit.

Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Steve0

Professor: I’m not a girl. Haven’t been a girl in a long time.

Overheard in Lecture Hall 7, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Steve0

Professor: Something about aliens have always bothered me (Looks down). Ever since I had that dream two years ago. Do you think I could get maternity leave for alien babies?

Overheard in Lecture Hall 7, Information Technology/Engineering Bldg.
by Alex TMI and Neo

Professor: You can’t just go up to someone and steal their arm. You have to go sneakily around them and steal his arm from behind. If you try it from the front he will stab you in the face.

Overheard in an Organic Chemistry class, Lecture Hall 7
by Maridaw

Professor: Does anyone know how to write an underscore in Elvish? In high school my friends and I used to have arguments about how much should be phonetic and how much should be character by character. I would spell ‘tree,’ ‘chee’ and my friend would spell it ‘tree’ and I would say “But the T sounds like a CH!” and he would say “That’s because you’re a damn foreigner.”

Overheard in a Computer Science class, Lecture Hall 7
by Kee

Professor: So how would you pass an array by value?
Student: Use pointers?
Professor: You know pointers! I swear, you all sign a pact, “We will never reveal that we learned anything in Computer Science 1.” You just violated the pact.

Overheard in a Computer Science class, Lecture Hall 7
by Kee