Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
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That’s an interesting interpretation of “Love thy neighbor”…
Published May 24, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsThen you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Published May 14, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Uncategorized 0 Comments(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)
Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
Whoops, I YouTube’d “Panda sneezing” instead.
Published May 9, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
U Must Be Conceiving
Published May 8, 2008 Academic IV Building , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: To avoid getting pregnant, don’t hold hands with a boy.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by kt
His answer jumps up to 8 if he stops pretending you’re the victim, professor.
Published May 6, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Students 0 Comments(Professor asks class to rank murder on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the severity of a crime.)
Student 1: 7
Student 2: 5
Student 3: 9
Student 4: 8
Professor: 7, 8, 9.. I heard a 5 from someone maybe with little respect for human life.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
You gotta prep ‘em for the cold, harsh, reality.
Published May 1, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: That’s the best thing I did last Christmas…tell a little 4 year old there was no Santa Claus.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
But it’s one of those smother-y hugs.
Published March 22, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsLecturer, in reference to a student in the room: You know how some people are touched by an angel? Some people are hugged by an idiot.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by Moo
It’s offensive that I pay your salary.
Published March 21, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: It’s offensive how people seem to think of all of Africa as one country…
(several minutes later…)
Professor: Now, in countries like Europe…
Overheard in an Africana Studies class, Academic IV Building
by Moo
We’re entrusting our young minds to THAT?
Published March 18, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsLecturer, speaking about condoms: At the front desk they’ve got a whole bowl of them! Use ‘em! Wrap up twice!
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by Moo
Like most of the student population here.
Published March 9, 2008 Academic IV Building , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsLecturer: Fight the urge to be average.
Girl: I’m fighting the urge to be average, but I’m failing.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by Moo
