Archive for the 'Lecture Hall 2' Category

Good, because most of the students are too hungover to pay attention.

Professor: I’m not going to get up in front of a bunch of college students and say
that you shouldn’t drink or smoke.

Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by a student

Just a little bit.

Professor: What happens if you put sodium in your mouth? It explodes, and that would really suck.

Overheard in Chemistry class, Chemistry Building
by Moo

OH SHIT REALLY?

Professor: What happens if you inhale chlorine?
Student: Um… you die?

Overheard in Chemistry class, Chemistry Building
by Moo

So professors have mind control powers?

Professor, showing a PowerPoint slide with pictures of rabbits: I was expecting an, “awwwww.”
Everyone is silent for a moment.
Students: Awwww.

Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by Lisa

He’ll be graduating with honors, too.

(Like this guy.)

Professor: What enzyme do we need to reconnect the two sides of the DNA?
Student: Glue-it-back-together-ase!

Overheard in a Genetics Lecture, Chemistry Building
by Lulu

I don’t really want to be hearing that from a science professor.

Optimistic Professor: I sure hope this works…

Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by Tired Physics Student

So you might as well just give up.

Professor: Biology always defeats you.

Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by SteelWolf

No, I don’t know. Care to explain?

Professor, discussing masturbation: You can even, uh, you know … with yourself.

Overheard in Lecture Hall 2
by amused girls