Professor: How do want you the test to be?
Student, in reference to another student: He wants the test to be true and false with the wrong answers circled.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Reet A.
Archive for the 'Information Technology/Engineering Building' Category
Why the wrong ones?
Published May 19, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsBut if he grades while drinking, maybe it’ll appeal to him.
Published April 25, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent: So how many e-mails did you send out about the homework?
Professor: This is what happens when you write the assignment while drinking… I don’t recommend that you do that.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by J
Who the fuck takes a test for a class they’re not in?
Published April 11, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: So you arent in the course and you took the test?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Aha, so YOU must be Beowulf!
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Animated Antmo
I’m still trying to figure out if there’s a better opposite to “face” than “butt”
Published April 6, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: What is the opposite of North Face? I’ve always wondered that.
Girl in North Face jacket: I don’t know, South Butt?
Overheard in a class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Eric
If she graduates, I’m boycotting the school.
Published April 3, 2008 Ditzes , In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsFemale Student: Maryland is on the west… or the east coat… West coast right?
Professor: No… Maryland is on the east coast.
Female Student: Right… right.
Overheard in a class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Lizard_Almighty
I wanna rub material properties all over your chest.
Published March 20, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 8 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Elements have what?
Guy: Material properties?
Professor: Whipped cream? No! Material properties.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 8, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by It’s not whip cream?
Always asking kids to “tickle” him.
Published March 12, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Elmo was a perv…
Overheard in a class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by hidden audio bandit
Why would donkeys make them uneasy?
Published March 7, 2008 Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 7 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: How could you tell if someone is religious?
Student: If you curse around them it would make them uneasy.
Professor: Curse? What do you mean curse?
Student: Curse, you know, cuss, like ass!
Overheard in Lecture Hall 7, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Tony
No, please–share.
Published February 15, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: If you’re using your laptop for porn… Well, I can’t exactly ask you to share that with the class so please don’t do that here.
Overheard in an IS class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Nelly the Ninja
Hey, it was worth a try.
Published December 13, 2007 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Lecture Hall 7 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: You’re all sick?
Students: Yes.
Professor: You all want to go home?
Students: Yes.
Professor: Forget about it.
Overheard in a Chemistry class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Elizabeth
