Older Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be comparable for today? “Everyone has granite countertops, why don’t you?”
Overheard in a Sociology class, Sondheim Building
by Hickleper
Archive for the 'In a class' Category
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Published June 19, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsNow follow me over to the Erickson School!
Published May 26, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV
by Hickleper
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Published May 25, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 Comments(Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.)
Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to get into an advanced math class, and I beat 50% of that year’s college bound seniors. Look at me now.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Hall
by Jason
That’s an interesting interpretation of “Love thy neighbor”…
Published May 24, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
Why the wrong ones?
Published May 19, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: How do want you the test to be?
Student, in reference to another student: He wants the test to be true and false with the wrong answers circled.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Reet A.
There’s always a risk of nuggets when it comes to penetration of the butt.
Published May 18, 2008 Biological Sciences Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsEngineering Professor: In welding, you get good penetration in the butt joint, but you risk weld nuggets.
Overheard in an Engineering Class, Biological Sciences Building
by She just dries like this
I believe the DSM would classify this under delusions of grandeur.
Published May 17, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Music doesn’t swell up out of nowhere when you start singing.
Student: Actually, sometimes it does. You should hang out with me more often.
Overheard in a class in the Fine Arts Building
by JK
Do racial stereotypes get points on the exam, then?
Published May 16, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsElderly Student: What exactly is jazz fusion a fusion of?
Other Student: It’s a mix of jazz and funk.
Elderly Student, angered: Well that doesn’t help of a hell of a lot. What is funk?
Professor: Ah… black… rock?
Overheard in a Music class in the Fine Arts Building
by gf
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Published May 14, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Uncategorized 0 Comments(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)
Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
Whoops, I YouTube’d “Panda sneezing” instead.
Published May 9, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
