Guy: You know those guys? Who wear the suits everyday? I want to be one of those guys.
Overheard on the stairs next to the Fine Arts Building
by RichardMNixon
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So I’ll have to steal a suit.
Published May 28, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsI believe the DSM would classify this under delusions of grandeur.
Published May 17, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Music doesn’t swell up out of nowhere when you start singing.
Student: Actually, sometimes it does. You should hang out with me more often.
Overheard in a class in the Fine Arts Building
by JK
Do racial stereotypes get points on the exam, then?
Published May 16, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsElderly Student: What exactly is jazz fusion a fusion of?
Other Student: It’s a mix of jazz and funk.
Elderly Student, angered: Well that doesn’t help of a hell of a lot. What is funk?
Professor: Ah… black… rock?
Overheard in a Music class in the Fine Arts Building
by gf
Teaching compassion since 1966.
Published April 19, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor (about a plague): Did everybody stay and help the sick?
Student: Well some people just left their relatives and the city.
Professor: I have a sister I don’t really like… I could imagine not going to visit her.
Overheard in the Fine Arts building
by Sandi
Seriously, where do they find these quacks?
Published April 18, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: So who knows what a predicate is?
(A student raises their hand.)
Professor: That’s okay, I have no idea, either.
Overheard in an English class, Fine Arts Building
by J
I glared at the professor as he continued to ignore what I was actually saying.
Published April 9, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: So what word could go here?
Student: Leered.
Professor: Glared! That’s a good verb. Good work.
Overheard in an English class, Fine Arts Building
by J
He confirms what we always really knew.
Published April 2, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Okay, time to get back to class.
Student: But this conversation is so rewarding.
Professor: Sorry, but some of us have to go out drinking later tonight.
Overheard in English class, Fine Arts Building
by Hickleper
And since he’s a UMBC male, he just creepily stared at her and then followed her around for a little bit.
Published March 24, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy: And then that’s when I saw the girl in the snow. She was wearing a polo shirt, and that’s it!
Overheard on the steps outside the Fine Arts Building
by The Razor
Dude, you’re not supposed to plug in Real Dolls!
Published March 20, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: Then what happened?
Guy 2: I plugged her in and she just blew up.
Overheard outside the Fine Arts Building behind some bushes
by Captain Fig Johnson
Actually having it would probably wake them up even faster.
Published March 19, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.
Overheard in an English class, Fine Arts Building
by J
