Girl: I just wish things would go back to being good. I mean like, now you have a girlfriend and it’s weird when we hook up. I mean, like, you don’t even love her.
Guy: Yeah, but you know I’m not going to break up with her.
Girl: But we were hooking up before you two started dating
Guy: And we still are! What’s the problem?
(Girl walks away.)
Guy: Hey, you know I love you.
(Girl smiles and kisses guy.)
Overheard in Erickson Courtyard
by oh!UMBC
Girl: I would kill him except he’s so likable.
“Likable” Guy: I thought it was just the fat that kept the knife from going all the way through.
Overheard in Erickson
by Kee
Girl: What’s the OC? Is that Ocean City?
Her Friend: …you’re right, Justin, she’s a box-child.
Girl: No, what is it?
Her Friend: I can’t talk to you anymore.
Overheard in Erickson
by Kee
Guy: I should send a letterbomb to your uncle.
His Girlfriend: This is why everybody hates you.
Overheard in Erickson
by Kee
Guy: I’m nice in that “get away from me” sense.
Overheard in Erickson
by Kee
