Professor: Males are a lot easier to understand… in more ways than one, actually.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 5, Engineering Building
by Michael S.
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They never use, “I have a headache.”
Published May 7, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsI’m sure that made sense in context…
Published April 20, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Either everybody is very shy… or they don’t have pancreases.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 5, Engineering Building
by Michael S.
OIT pretty much is shit in a bag.
Published March 17, 2008 Engineering Building , Students 0 CommentsGuy on computer: Whenever I see “brown bag,” I just think of shit in a bag. Especially when it’s on the OIT website. I can’t be the only one.
Overheard in a Computer Lab, Engineering Building
by The [formerly] red-headed step child
It’s one of those things that sticks out at you.
Published March 10, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I suppose you’re all wondering why there’s stalks of corn sprouting out of the floor.
Overheard outside of an Ecology Class, Engineering Building
by Captain Fig Johnson
Little does he know half of the people in the class have already had that operation.
Published March 8, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: If a surgeon tells you they’re going to remove the 90% of your brain you don’t need, run like hell.
Overheard in a Psychology class, Engineering Building
by Moo
I think you’ve been grossly misinformed, sir.
Published March 4, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I guess thats why they call it blue balls, because of all the blue balls.
Overheard in the Engineering Building
by Animated Antmo
But UMBC still hired him!
Published March 2, 2008 Engineering Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Good thing there wasn’t a test for left and right in grad school. I would have failed.
Overheard in a Chemistry class, Engineering Building
Captain Fig Johnson
The shoving them down our pants was just for fun, though.
Published December 18, 2007 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You take some guppies from different populations in Trinidad, put them into little plastic bags, shove them down your pants and smuggle them through the airport back to the lab in California. At least, that’s what we did.
Overheard in a Biology class, Engineering Building
by Eleanor Rigby
That pretty much sums up the UMBC community.
Published December 14, 2007 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Look at you, a bunch of killing, raping, horrible people.
Overheard in a Biology class, Engineering Building
by Eleanor Rigby
Thanks for the clarification there, old man.
Published December 8, 2007 Engineering Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: But you know, not all vehicles are cars. Some are trains.
Overheard in the Engineering Building
by Penny Lane
