Student 1: This chicken is so premium.
Student 2: I took a dump in the soup pot.
Overheard in the Dining Hall, Salad Side
by Bekka
Archive for the 'Dining Hall' Category
Manly Jock 1: I mean it was A LOT of blood…
Manly Jock 2: Right… so what’s the problem?
Manly Jock 1: Well, blood is really hard to get out of white fabric, you know…
Manly Jock 2: Of COURSE I know! Try baking soda!
Manly Jock 1: Oh, good idea, thanks bro.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by hidden audio bandit
He did–he was just writing under a pseudonym.
Published April 26, 2008 Dining Hall , Students 0 CommentsStudent: The book of Revelations, that’s some scary stuff. Stephen King could’ve wrote that shit.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by A.N.
I want to “fork” you somewhere else, though.
Published March 25, 2008 Dining Hall , Ditzes , Students 0 CommentsGirl: Stop making me spoon your head! Wait… wait… that came out wrong.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Dave
I thought that guy who looked like a fat version of Jesus already graduated?
Published March 23, 2008 Dining Hall , Students 0 CommentsGuy: Holy Shit! You’re Jesus!?
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Dave
Why don’t you just transfer to College Park already?
Published March 15, 2008 Dining Hall , Students 0 CommentsStudent: If heaven were a convenience store, it would be a Wawa.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Lar
Of all the ways this sentence could end, all are pretty hilarious.
Published March 14, 2008 Dining Hall , Students 0 CommentsStudent: So when you say you’re not gay…
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Feral Saber
Asian guy, to black guy: You is not black.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by steve0
So is absinthe legal in the US now?
Published January 29, 2008 Dining Hall , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: You know, by that hidden creek on campus.
Guy 2: …eh?
Guy 1: Where we played hide and seek with the garden gnomes!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! DUH!!
Overheard outside the Dining Hall
by hidden audio bandit
