Purple Haired Girl: I managed not to tell anyone I was coaster today!
Overheard outside of Chesapeake Hall
by Simone
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The hair dye has clearly seeped into her brain.
Published March 29, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Ditzes , Outside 0 CommentsIf Levi’s makes gay-friendly commercials, why can’t Dove?
Published March 22, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: Dude, your skin is so soft.
Guy 2: And the way you’re touching it feels so good.
Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous
I hang it to dry on my rack.
Published March 18, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: My rug is always saggy. How do you keep your rug dry?
Overheard in Chesapeake Hall
by Anonymous
Maybe biographesque? That sounds right.
Published October 9, 2007 Chesapeake Hall , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: Yo, I want to write a book about my life that’s not biographal.
Guy 2: You mean biographish?
Overheard outside of Chesapeake Hall
by Penny Lane
Child support’s a bitch, though.
Published September 21, 2007 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls 0 Comments Dude #1: Hey man, wanna go get some things pregnant?
Dude #2: Um. What? What kind of things?
Dude #1: Just stuff. Whatever we find.
Overheard in Chesapeake 1st North
by J
We usually just have them in our mouths!
Published September 18, 2007 Chesapeake Hall , Residence Halls 0 CommentsBoy: Why are you yelling your heads off? You don’t… even have them!
Girl: Sorry, we’re just not used to having penises! We don’t know what it’s like!
Overheard in Chesapeake 1st North
by J
