Professor: I’m not going to get up in front of a bunch of college students and say
that you shouldn’t drink or smoke.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by a student
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Good, because most of the students are too hungover to pay attention.
Published May 15, 2008 Chemistry Building , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsYeah, your sister’s were great.
Published March 24, 2008 Academic Row , Chemistry Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy, to guy wearing a turban: Dude, are you allowed to see secular boobs?
Overheard in front of the Chemistry Building
by Firefighter Dan
Just a little bit.
Published March 17, 2008 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: What happens if you put sodium in your mouth? It explodes, and that would really suck.
Overheard in Chemistry class, Chemistry Building
by Moo
OH SHIT REALLY?
Published February 29, 2008 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: What happens if you inhale chlorine?
Student: Um… you die?
Overheard in Chemistry class, Chemistry Building
by Moo
So professors have mind control powers?
Published February 23, 2008 Chemistry Building , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor, showing a PowerPoint slide with pictures of rabbits: I was expecting an, “awwwww.”
Everyone is silent for a moment.
Students: Awwww.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by Lisa
He’ll be graduating with honors, too.
Published February 1, 2008 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 0 CommentsProfessor: What enzyme do we need to reconnect the two sides of the DNA?
Student: Glue-it-back-together-ase!
Overheard in a Genetics Lecture, Chemistry Building
by Lulu
I don’t really want to be hearing that from a science professor.
Published November 22, 2007 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsOptimistic Professor: I sure hope this works…
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by Tired Physics Student
So you might as well just give up.
Published November 18, 2007 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Biology always defeats you.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by SteelWolf
No, I don’t know. Care to explain?
Published September 26, 2007 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor, discussing masturbation: You can even, uh, you know … with yourself.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2
by amused girls
