Girl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much. Even when I’m sober. I bruise like a summer fruit.
Overheard in the Library
by Lisa
Archive for the 'A.O.K. Library' Category
She’s moving on to asphyxiation I guess.
Published June 19, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students 0 CommentsOne sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup…
Overheard at Jazzman’s in the Library atrium
by Stephanie
However, I’m still encouraging you to do it.
Published May 2, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy: I’m telling you man, if you go into a dollar store late at night and buy pantyhoses and duct tape it’s gonna look suspicious.
Overheard outside of the Library
by JK
Professor: The things you do make me want to abridge your right to free speech.
Overheard in the Library Seminar Room
by C
No, we don’t know… What the hell, seriously?
Published March 6, 2008 A.O.K. Library , On a Cell Phone , Students 0 CommentsGuy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I’d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…
Overheard in the Library
by TheBaker
They study chemistry so extensively because they want to make a basement meth lab.
Published February 3, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students 0 CommentsGirl: So, I like, go for tutoring at the chemistry tutorial center, and I ask a question, and they, like, always know! And I’m like “How do you always know?”
Overheard in the A.O.K. Library
by the red-headed stepchild
I’m sure there’s logic there. Somewhere.
Published November 4, 2007 A.O.K. Library , Students 0 CommentsStudent: If you have ADHD, you more likely to get a cancer.
Overheard in the Library
by the red-headed step child
But I did tell Lou, that waiter at the Double T, about a week ago.
Published October 13, 2007 A.O.K. Library , Students 0 CommentsStudent: I want to tell the people that really matter to me… So I still haven’t told my mom yet.
Overheard outside the A.O.K. Library
by Red
This is infinitely better if the guy had no idea what “box” is slang for, which, let’s face it, is likely.
Published October 10, 2007 A.O.K. Library , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: You want a mint?
Guy 2: Sure.
Guy 1: Here.
Guy 2: Oh, this is like the coolest box ever! Well except for your mom’s.
Overheard in the first floor of the A.O.K. Library
by Kate
