Archive for the 'Academic Row' Category

Most of the students here are just drunks, though.

Student: ‘Cause you are a gentleman and a scholar… (long pause) And a drunk.

Overheard outside Sondheim
by a co-op student

Yeah, your sister’s were great.

Guy, to guy wearing a turban: Dude, are you allowed to see secular boobs?

Overheard in front of the Chemistry Building
by Firefighter Dan

Come on, did Jesus say, “I’m too Jewish to be the Messiah”??

Wanna-be drummer guy: I’m too Jewish to play the drums.

Overheard outside the UC
by b

She’s on the “water and cigarettes” diet so that’s where the confusion comes in.

Girl: I always smell food when it’s raining!

Overheard on Academic Row
by David

In order for that to make sense, there probably are some drugs involved.

Girl 1: Well all he had to do was daughters for more on the street.
Girl 2: That would make sense. (nods head sincerely)

Overheard on the stairway between Sondheim and Math/Psych
by Christina

I’m pretty sure it just means you are.

Ditzy Girl: I just can’t believe that you still hear about people getting trapped in coal mines. I mean, it’s the 20th century.
Not-so-ditzy Girl: …You mean the 21st century?
Ditzy Girl: Does that mean 20th Century Fox is behind the times?

Overheard on Academic Row
by Anonymous