Student: ‘Cause you are a gentleman and a scholar… (long pause) And a drunk.
Overheard outside Sondheim
by a co-op student
Student: ‘Cause you are a gentleman and a scholar… (long pause) And a drunk.
Overheard outside Sondheim
by a co-op student
Guy, to guy wearing a turban: Dude, are you allowed to see secular boobs?
Overheard in front of the Chemistry Building
by Firefighter Dan
Wanna-be drummer guy: I’m too Jewish to play the drums.
Overheard outside the UC
by b
Girl: I always smell food when it’s raining!
Overheard on Academic Row
by David
Girl 1: Well all he had to do was daughters for more on the street.
Girl 2: That would make sense. (nods head sincerely)
Overheard on the stairway between Sondheim and Math/Psych
by Christina
Ditzy Girl: I just can’t believe that you still hear about people getting trapped in coal mines. I mean, it’s the 20th century.
Not-so-ditzy Girl: …You mean the 21st century?
Ditzy Girl: Does that mean 20th Century Fox is behind the times?
Overheard on Academic Row
by Anonymous