Professor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV
by Hickleper
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Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Published May 26, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsThat’s an interesting interpretation of “Love thy neighbor”…
Published May 24, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Published May 14, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Uncategorized 0 Comments(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)
Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
Whoops, I YouTube’d “Panda sneezing” instead.
Published May 9, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
U Must Be Conceiving
Published May 8, 2008 Academic IV Building , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: To avoid getting pregnant, don’t hold hands with a boy.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by kt
His answer jumps up to 8 if he stops pretending you’re the victim, professor.
Published May 6, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Students 0 Comments(Professor asks class to rank murder on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the severity of a crime.)
Student 1: 7
Student 2: 5
Student 3: 9
Student 4: 8
Professor: 7, 8, 9.. I heard a 5 from someone maybe with little respect for human life.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
You gotta prep ‘em for the cold, harsh, reality.
Published May 1, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: That’s the best thing I did last Christmas…tell a little 4 year old there was no Santa Claus.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
We only attend church to steal from the collection plate.
Published April 5, 2008 Academic IV Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: So they ask, “Is there a church you attend regularly?” And my wife says, “No, we’re from Baltimore.”
Overheard in Academic IV Building
by Hickleper
But it’s one of those smother-y hugs.
Published March 22, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsLecturer, in reference to a student in the room: You know how some people are touched by an angel? Some people are hugged by an idiot.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by Moo
It’s offensive that I pay your salary.
Published March 21, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: It’s offensive how people seem to think of all of Africa as one country…
(several minutes later…)
Professor: Now, in countries like Europe…
Overheard in an Africana Studies class, Academic IV Building
by Moo
