Manly Jock 1: I mean it was A LOT of blood…
Manly Jock 2: Right… so what’s the problem?
Manly Jock 1: Well, blood is really hard to get out of white fabric, you know…
Manly Jock 2: Of COURSE I know! Try baking soda!
Manly Jock 1: Oh, good idea, thanks bro.

Overheard in the Dining Hall
by hidden audio bandit