Guy: You know those guys? Who wear the suits everyday? I want to be one of those guys.
Overheard on the stairs next to the Fine Arts Building
by RichardMNixon
Archive for May, 2008
So I’ll have to steal a suit.
Published May 28, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsStudent 1: This chicken is so premium.
Student 2: I took a dump in the soup pot.
Overheard in the Dining Hall, Salad Side
by Bekka
Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Published May 26, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV
by Hickleper
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Published May 25, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 Comments(Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.)
Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to get into an advanced math class, and I beat 50% of that year’s college bound seniors. Look at me now.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Hall
by Jason
That’s an interesting interpretation of “Love thy neighbor”…
Published May 24, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
Ditz: But, see, Ava was Hitler’s wife and that’s not cool.
Overheard in the finals study room, University Center
by Gem
Just tell your roommate to stop jerking off in the sunscreen bottle.
Published May 22, 2008 Students , The Commons 0 CommentsStudent: You know, I’d shave my head again, but its really hard to find sunscreen that doesn’t make it look like my head is covered in sperm.
Overheard outside CommonVision in the Commons
by Felix
There’s the polite way of putting it.
Published May 21, 2008 Outside , Patapsco Hall , Professors , Residence Halls 0 CommentsGirl: A bidet is like a douche… for your ass.
Overheard outside Patapsco Hall
by PhantomBovine
One sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup…
Overheard at Jazzman’s in the Library atrium
by Stephanie
Why the wrong ones?
Published May 19, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: How do want you the test to be?
Student, in reference to another student: He wants the test to be true and false with the wrong answers circled.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Reet A.
