Female athlete: (singing) Subway…eat fresh!…Sub Connections…Eat…it!
Overheard at RAC entrance
by She Just Dries Like This
Archive for April, 2008
More like, “Sub Connections… Eat ass!”
Published April 30, 2008 Retriever Activity Center , Students 0 CommentsIt’s not shameful because he’s a dude, it’s shameful because it’s 2008.
Published April 29, 2008 Outside , Students , The Quad 0 CommentsDude 1: So I was listening to some Backstreet Boys this weekend.
Dude 2: Dude… really?
Dude 1: I can’t believe I just said that.
Dude 2: So I’m going to walk away now.
Overheard on the Quad
by Reece
But I jerked off anyway.
Published April 28, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsProfessor: One time, when I work with Rodney Dangerfield, between sets I would see him get out of the shower. I didn’t like that.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Building
by Alex
Well somebody failed English 100…
Published April 27, 2008 Ditzes , On a Cell Phone , Outside , Retriever Activity Center , Students 0 CommentsGirl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air.
Overheard outside the RAC
by Katie
He did–he was just writing under a pseudonym.
Published April 26, 2008 Dining Hall , Students 0 CommentsStudent: The book of Revelations, that’s some scary stuff. Stephen King could’ve wrote that shit.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by A.N.
But if he grades while drinking, maybe it’ll appeal to him.
Published April 25, 2008 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent: So how many e-mails did you send out about the homework?
Professor: This is what happens when you write the assignment while drinking… I don’t recommend that you do that.
Overheard in the Information Technology/Engineering Building
by J
“Coming from personal experience, that does not work.”
Published April 24, 2008 Public Policy Building , Students 0 CommentsStudent: That’s like doing drugs in the middle of the street and hoping everyone ignores you.
Overheard in the Public Policy Building
by Gem
What I’m hearing is that if I’m bi, it’s not.
Published April 23, 2008 Bus Stop , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGirl 1: If you’re a girl, and you’re going out with a guy, and you make
out with another girl, is that cheating?
Girl 2: Only if you’re gay.
Overheard at the bus stop at Commons Drive and Hilltop Circle
by Dan the Man
Professor: The things you do make me want to abridge your right to free speech.
Overheard in the Library Seminar Room
by C
That’s the last time I let Ashley plan my grandmother’s birthday party!
Published April 21, 2008 Library Pond , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGirl: She should know me better. I would be scarred for life if I had a male stripper giving me a lap dance.
Overheard by the Library Pond
by L.P.
