Professor: If it is a group of all girls, you use ‘es’. But if there is one boy you use ’s’, even if he is gay or not.
Student: How can you tell?
Professor: … If he’s gay?
Overheard in a French class in the Sondheim Building
by asylum
Archive for March, 2008
Well, for starters, he would probably be hanging out with a group of all girls.
Published March 31, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsAnd the award for dumbest broad at UMBC goes to…
Published March 30, 2008 Erickson Hall , Outside , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: I just wish things would go back to being good. I mean like, now you have a girlfriend and it’s weird when we hook up. I mean, like, you don’t even love her.
Guy: Yeah, but you know I’m not going to break up with her.
Girl: But we were hooking up before you two started dating
Guy: And we still are! What’s the problem?
(Girl walks away.)
Guy: Hey, you know I love you.
(Girl smiles and kisses guy.)
Overheard in Erickson Courtyard
by oh!UMBC
The hair dye has clearly seeped into her brain.
Published March 29, 2008 Chesapeake Hall , Ditzes , Outside 0 CommentsPurple Haired Girl: I managed not to tell anyone I was coaster today!
Overheard outside of Chesapeake Hall
by Simone
Most of the students here are just drunks, though.
Published March 28, 2008 Academic Row , Outside , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsStudent: ‘Cause you are a gentleman and a scholar… (long pause) And a drunk.
Overheard outside Sondheim
by a co-op student
Faculty Member: We don’t rely on truth at this university.
Overheard in the Administration Building
by Shocked
Does that mean that we can write “insert magic here” on exams?
Published March 27, 2008 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent: What did you just do there?
Professor: Uhh… magic.
Overheard in a Calculus class, Math/Psych Building
by sarah e
Student: What’s that suspicious looking lump in your pants?
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Building
by Alex
So at what point should you be gagging them with duct tape?
Published March 26, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 Comments Professor: Well, where’s the line? When is it no longer discipline? When is it abuse?
Guy in class: When the kid tells on you.
Overheard in class, Sondheim Building
by oh!UMBC
I want to “fork” you somewhere else, though.
Published March 25, 2008 Dining Hall , Ditzes , Students 0 CommentsGirl: Stop making me spoon your head! Wait… wait… that came out wrong.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Dave
The bloody, destructive kind.
Published March 25, 2008 Outside , Students , University Center 0 CommentsGuy 1, to tall friend: Hey what’s up man, I’m gonna have to cut your legs off some day.
Guy 2: Damn, that’s some love right there.
Overheard outside of the University Center
by ZWP
