Professor: Why do you write on your hand?
Class: Because you cant lose it?
Professor: That’s right… But it depends on where you put it.
Overheard in a Psychology class, Sondheim Building
by enlightened student
Archive for January, 2008
‘Cause sheep scare easy and the rectum can clamp so tightly as to sever at the wrist.
Published January 31, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsLet another semester of hell begin.
Published January 30, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I see some familiar faces. I’m sorry so many of you failed the first time.
Overheard in an Anthropology class, Academic IV Building
by Elizabeth
So is absinthe legal in the US now?
Published January 29, 2008 Dining Hall , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy 1: You know, by that hidden creek on campus.
Guy 2: …eh?
Guy 1: Where we played hide and seek with the garden gnomes!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! DUH!!
Overheard outside the Dining Hall
by hidden audio bandit
So we waited until the next semseter to post it!
Published January 28, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsProfessor: I’m allergic to red dye, I can’t eat it. So when it comes to stage blood I have to spit it out. I have to spit, I can’t swallow. I’m a spitter.
(Class snickers.)
Professor: You will all fail if I see this on Overheard at UMBC.
Overheard in a Theatre class, Sondheim Building
by Lizard Almighty and HopestogetanA
