Student: I mean, that’s a reason Catholicism is not saying “Gays are going to hell!”
Professor: Actually, they are. The Pope has said flat-out…
Overheard in a Gender and Women’s Studies class, Sondheim Building
by Kee
Archive for December, 2007
Oh god, you’re right! I was thinking about that other Pope.
Published December 25, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsFollowed by, “Being excessively quoted on Overheard at UMBC”
Published December 24, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: My Christmas list includes “drunken coma” at the top…
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV Building
by Coldbeard
The rugby players seem to get a little miffed about it, judging by his bruises.
Published December 23, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: I mean, do you ask heterosexual people if they chose to be heterosexual?
Student: I do all the time.
Overheard in a Gender and Women’s Studies class, Sondheim Building
by Kee
I’m annoyed that I have to breathe the same air as her.
Published December 22, 2007 Ditzes , Outside , Students 0 CommentsDitzy Girl: I’m not political at all, like, I could care less about global warming.
Overheard outside of Lecture Hall 1
by David
But only because she saw the “Epiphany!” bubble come up on the pop-up video.
Published December 21, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsProfessor, interrupting: You’re having an epiphany and I don’t think you really know it.
Interrupted Student: Oh, I know it.
Overheard in a Gender and Women’s Studies class, Sondheim Building
by Kee
Not only walking past, but waiting for you to slip up, sir.
Published December 20, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsProfessor: …and if it was only white people who descended from Adam and Eve–You know, these are the moments when I hope there’s not anyone walking past my classroom door.
Overheard in Sondheim
by girl walking past the door
I think there are probably a lot of dudes who want into her gay world.
Published December 19, 2007 Students , The Commons 0 CommentsGirl 1: My love cheated on me with this stupidest girl…
Girl 2: Wait, your girlfriend cheated on you?
Girl 1: Umm, no… my boyfriend.
Girl 2: I’m so gay, even my brain thinks gay-ly. I automatically assumed that your ex was a girl because they cheated on you with a girl. The idea of a man cheating with a woman didn’t even cross my mind. In my gay world, women cheat on women with women.
Overheard in the Commons
by Lisa
The shoving them down our pants was just for fun, though.
Published December 18, 2007 Engineering Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 5 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You take some guppies from different populations in Trinidad, put them into little plastic bags, shove them down your pants and smuggle them through the airport back to the lab in California. At least, that’s what we did.
Overheard in a Biology class, Engineering Building
by Eleanor Rigby
I wonder what he was doing before class…
Published December 17, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 Comments(Besides hanging out with this guy.)
Professor: (Coughs.) Damn… too many herbs in my throat.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV Building
by Coldbeard
The engineers say it’s really difficult to make a robot appear to age.
Published December 16, 2007 In a class , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsStudent: On that note, I think there’s a huge gap between Catholics in power like the Pope and actual real human beings.
Overheard in a Gender and Women’s Studies class, Sondheim Building
by Kee
