Student: OOH L stands for limit!
Overheard in a Math class, Math/Psych Building
by James G.
Archive for November, 2007
He’ll probably be graduating with honors.
Published November 30, 2007 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Students 1 CommentBut if you’re sure, inject intravenously.
Published November 29, 2007 Patapsco Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsGirl: When in doubt, snort.
Overheard in the lobby of Patapsco Hall
by David
For thongs we just had to wait for porn.
Published November 28, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsProfessor: For sports bras, we had to wait for the space shuttle.
Overheard in the Sondheim Building
by MFunk
Your mother, when she finds it stuffed underneath the mattress.
Published November 27, 2007 In a class , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsStudent: If you want porno, who’s affected?
Overheard in an English class, Sondheim Building
by Steve0
I know, I know, but I just can’t help but say… That’s what she said!
Published November 26, 2007 Students , University Center , WMBC 0 CommentsGirl fumbles furiously with a microphone assembly on the floor.
Guy: No, you’ve got to screw it in!
Girl: I know, I’m screwing, I’m screwing!
Overheard in WMBC, University Center
by James G.
You’d get better tips, at least.
Published November 25, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsProfessor: I think I’m just going to quit teaching and be a cab driver.
Overheard in an English class, Sondheim Building
by Steve0
You can dance, but only if necessary.
Published November 24, 2007 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsTechnician walks into classroom in the middle of lecture.
Professor: Ah, there he is… think about Disco silently, to yourself.
Overheard in a Music class, Fine Arts Building
by David
UMBC Students: PERCEPTIVE!
Published November 23, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: Can anyone tell me why I chose to show this video on the very first day of class?
Student: Because they’re gay?
Overheard in a Gender and Women’s Studies class, Sondheim Building
by Kee
I don’t really want to be hearing that from a science professor.
Published November 22, 2007 Chemistry Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsOptimistic Professor: I sure hope this works…
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by Tired Physics Student
And if any girl in the classroom didn’t raise her hand, she’s lying.
Published November 21, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: How many of you have had extensive experience with vibrators?
Overheard in a Psychology class, Academic IV Building
by lilmeridith
