Professor: I don’t really know if that’s true, so take what I say with a grain of salt, put it in your pipe, and smoke it (pause)… your tobacco pipe.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Building
by JK
Archive for October, 2007
The fact that he had to clarify means that’s not what he was thinking in the first place.
Published October 31, 2007 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 1 CommentThis is about as bizarre and nonsensical as the Kangaroo guy.
Published October 30, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: WOOOO I’m the frisbee ghost. GIMMIE SOME MONEY!!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV Building
by Coldbeard
Gee, thanks for that pearl of wisdom.
Published October 29, 2007 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsStudent 1: Is it true that Keith Moon [of the Who] passed out in the middle of a set?
Professor: It’s very possible, seeing the way he plays.
Student 2: The story behind that is that he took four times the lethal amount of horse tranquilizer.
Professor: Okay, therefore I don’t recommend taking horse tranquilizer.
Overheard in a Music class, Fine Arts Building
by David
I’m guessing the response to this was pure silence.
Published October 28, 2007 In a class , Math/Psych Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Having pain and admitting pain is like masturbation. (Looks at some male students.) Right?
Overheard in the Math/Psych Building
by Alex
Still, $7.50 is more than most of the on-campus jobs here pay.
Published October 27, 2007 On a Cell Phone , Students , Walker Avenue 0 CommentsKid on cell phone: Mom! I totally have a job now… I make like $7.50 at the Commons… I put in like 6 hours a week. Every paycheck, I’m bringing home like MAD money!
Overheard on Walker Avenue
by Coldbeard
Unfortunately for you, word on the street is he likes his dates dumb.
Published October 26, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I will now hand back your exams… These exams are in the order of who I would most like to date.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV Building
by Coldbeard
I want to know what class this is too!
Published October 25, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsProfessor: …so the idea of women getting foreplay before sex often ends up being a way–
Student, cutting her off: For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Professor: Well, I was trying to think of a more polite way to say it, but… yes.
Overheard in a class from the hallway, Academic IV Building
by what class is this??
In order for that to make sense, there probably are some drugs involved.
Published October 24, 2007 Academic Row , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGirl 1: Well all he had to do was daughters for more on the street.
Girl 2: That would make sense. (nods head sincerely)
Overheard on the stairway between Sondheim and Math/Psych
by Christina
He gives each student a stipend of five “bless you”’s per semester.
Published October 23, 2007 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 Comments(Kid sneezes in class)
Professor: Bless you. (Continues with lecture)
(Kid sneezes again)
Professor: BLESS YOU DAMN IT!!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV Building
by Coldbeard
So is it ethical to subject students to a description like that?
Published October 22, 2007 In a class , Information Technology/Engineering Building , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: Just because I like all of you I’ll tell you. The only reason I wear clothes is because every part of my body covered by them has about a seven inch hair. So even if I didn’t wear clothes nobody would probably notice because I look like a gorilla and my wife likes it because she told me, “I love a man with a hairy chest!”
Overheard in an Ethics class, Information Technology/Engineering Building
by Nelly the Ninja
