Suitemate 1: You need to clean the bathroom.
Suitemate 2: We’ll just do the water thing we usually do.
Overheard in Harbor Hall
by Bekka
It all hinges on how much you can hold in your cheeks.
Published June 26, 2008 Harbor Hall , Residence Halls , Students 0 CommentsWasn’t this basically the plot to Oedipus?
Published June 26, 2008 Outside , Residence Halls , Students , Susquehanna Hall 0 CommentsGirl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…
This lecture brought to you by the Baltimore Friends of Pot Parties
Published June 19, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 CommentsOlder Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be comparable for today? “Everyone has granite countertops, why don’t you?”
Overheard in a Sociology class, Sondheim Building
by Hickleper
She’s moving on to asphyxiation I guess.
Published June 19, 2008 A.O.K. Library , Ditzes , Students 0 CommentsGirl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much. Even when I’m sober. I bruise like a summer fruit.
Overheard in the Library
by Lisa
So I’ll have to steal a suit.
Published May 28, 2008 Fine Arts Building , Outside , Students 0 CommentsGuy: You know those guys? Who wear the suits everyday? I want to be one of those guys.
Overheard on the stairs next to the Fine Arts Building
by RichardMNixon
Student 1: This chicken is so premium.
Student 2: I took a dump in the soup pot.
Overheard in the Dining Hall, Salad Side
by Bekka
Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Published May 26, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV
by Hickleper
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Published May 25, 2008 In a class , Professors , Sondheim Building 0 Comments(Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.)
Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to get into an advanced math class, and I beat 50% of that year’s college bound seniors. Look at me now.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Hall
by Jason
That’s an interesting interpretation of “Love thy neighbor”…
Published May 24, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
Ditz: But, see, Ava was Hitler’s wife and that’s not cool.
Overheard in the finals study room, University Center
by Gem
