Suitemate 1: You need to clean the bathroom.
Suitemate 2: We’ll just do the water thing we usually do.
Overheard in Harbor Hall
by Bekka
Suitemate 1: You need to clean the bathroom.
Suitemate 2: We’ll just do the water thing we usually do.
Overheard in Harbor Hall
by Bekka
Girl 1: I try to be as ugly as possible whenever I’m around him. And he calls my mom, ‘mom’.
Girl 2: Yeah, eww.
Girl 1: But she actually kind of IS his mom…
Older Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be comparable for today? “Everyone has granite countertops, why don’t you?”
Overheard in a Sociology class, Sondheim Building
by Hickleper
Girl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much. Even when I’m sober. I bruise like a summer fruit.
Overheard in the Library
by Lisa
Guy: You know those guys? Who wear the suits everyday? I want to be one of those guys.
Overheard on the stairs next to the Fine Arts Building
by RichardMNixon
Student 1: This chicken is so premium.
Student 2: I took a dump in the soup pot.
Overheard in the Dining Hall, Salad Side
by Bekka
Professor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Academic IV
by Hickleper
(Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.)
Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to get into an advanced math class, and I beat 50% of that year’s college bound seniors. Look at me now.
Overheard in a class, Sondheim Hall
by Jason
Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by viva_espain
Ditz: But, see, Ava was Hitler’s wife and that’s not cool.
Overheard in the finals study room, University Center
by Gem